Horse horoscope

We humans have horoscopes, but... horses do too! And theirs are just as mysterious, crazy and funny. Grab a nice drink and see what the stars have to say about your horse.

In this art:
Capricorn (22 December - 19 January)
Aquarius (20 January - 18 February)
Pisces (19 February - 20 March)
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Capricorn (22 December - 19 January)

A real hard worker. If you chat, your horse will look at you disapprovingly: ‘We're here to work, right?’.

In short:
- The goody two-shoes of the class.
- Strict but fair.
- Probably has its own agenda.

Aquarius (20 January - 18 February)

Delightfully stubborn and crazy! Does things no other horse does: a crazy trot or dipping hay in water before eating it! Sometimes a genius, sometimes just weird.

In short:
- Still doesn't know what a saddle is after all this time, but it is interesting.
- Often stands backwards in the stable, because it can.
- Would be a TikTok star if he had a phone.

Pisces (19 February - 20 March)

Sweet, sensitive and a little bit dreamy. Sometimes these horses suddenly stand still because they are thinking about hay, rainbows or maybe even you!

In short:
- Scared of butterflies (very scary, of course)!
- Only wants to ride when the “vibe” feels right.
- Would like to be a unicorn.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Let's go, literally! This horse is a real speed demon. Running? Yes! Jumping? Yes! Waiting? Nope! From galloping to neighing—everything is at volume 100.

In short:
- Stand still when taking off? Is that necessary?
- Lunging? Put on some gloves!
- Motto: YOLO.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Loyal but always hungry! This horse likes to chill. Prefers not to do anything without a reward, but an apple (or 10 carrots) will do the trick!

In short:
- Stands still, very still.
- Doesn't walk through puddles, because... yuck!
- Secretly just a cow in disguise.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Today he wants to jump, tomorrow he wants to do dressage, and the day after tomorrow he's afraid of a flower pot or his own shadow. You actually have two horses in one. It's always a surprise with a Gemini horse in the stable.

In short:
- Acts as if the door to the arena is suddenly in a new place (super scary).
- Changes mood faster than you can change clothes.
- Super funny but also really super crazy!

Whether you have a feisty Aries or a funny Gemini, remember: stars can say a lot, but your horse always has the final say... or rather, the final neigh! Who knows, maybe there's an extra carrot written in the stars this week. 🌟🐴

Do you recognise your own horse or pony in its horoscope, or does it secretly have its own ways?